Ljungberg

freddie?? Ljungberg??....NO its thaddeus. hahahaasss

righhttt sooo maybe ur wondering " why is this thingy called ljungberg. i mean, what in the world is a ljungerg? an iceberg with a surname leong? =) like leong berg. who calls himself berg anyway. some beer addict =D

Well, today i played touch rugby during PE!!! real rugby hurts me in ways i just can;t imagine. so i rather not play it....seriously... but man i still do enjoy rugby!!! YES today my team won 3-0 and i scored 2!! Both were Classic Ljungberg goals!!!

The First Ljungberg:
i was just standing around on the big soccer field having not even touching the ball. The game wizzes by me and i'm left alone like an expired pack of milk on the shelf. basically if u didnt catch that, i meant i wasnt even into the game. well at least people werent passing to me. BUT I KNOW it was a PLAN. hahahaha. purposely wait until everyone tired then i spring into action. smart eh?
So suddenly someone was forced to pass to me. I grinned at the opposition as i collected the short pass. i could feel the fear trickling down their spine...or at least my spine. So i did the most classic thing any ljungberger would do, i took the ball and ran straight at the flanks ( meaning towards the side cones) hahaha CLASSIC LJUNGBERG RUN!! wenjie calls it the " everytime run corner corner, how to catch? " haha but i aint falling for his challenge man!! with my skills i can run anywhere, just that i choose the corners. =) well there wasnt anybody defending me( well at least they couldn;t) so i just ran the whole length of the field for an easy touch down. piece of cake.

The Second Ljungberg:
Again i was just standing around, waiting for a victim. The Shou Zhu Dai Tu style of play. waiting and watching for someone to make a mistake. In fact, shou zhu dai tuing actually pays off. some opposition guy passed the ball to me =) so i had no other choice but to do a Trademark Ljungberg again. yes took the ball ran pass 2 defenders effortlessly ( really. all i did was run straight and change direction once in awhile ) Stride after stride, i beat every defender charging towards me with my awesome running pace. i was looking so good. i could have posed for a picture. NO ONE COULD STOP ME!!! NOT EVEN SUPERMAN WITH SPIRDERMAN ABILITIES!!! well maybe a cockroach might lahs but i mean ...who notices cockroaches on the field anyway? so YES I SCORED ANOTHER touchdown. Classic, so classic. Ljungberg, SO Ljungberg. This time i was mr ice cold. i scored and i was cool. my opponents shudder at the sight of me. i was colder than a regular polar bear ought to be.

Well if ur starting to think ljungberg is a hamurger, then ur really really wrong dude. u came to the wrong place at the wrong time. I was a ljungberg today, and although i dont intend to repeat my ljungbergly ways, i'm proud of it =)