Wheres my small pillow?!!

So i'll ask the question again. something that have stumped scientists, philosophers, great thinkers and even me.I dont understand, i cant comprehend, i need answers but find no response. i need it! i miss it so badly!! so i'll ask this disturbing question once again....WHERE IS MY SMALL PILLOW?!!! arghh!!!! can u answer?! guess not.

ARGH!!! okay so i guess you guys are not like stumped too. in fact u dun even know whats happening. MAN WHERE have all the intelligent people gone?!!! okay so i'll tell me my story.

It was a dark and stormy night. at 4.15pm i finally reached home after my church camp. went to bathe and then quickly dived onto my bed ( a queensized bed with nice metal frame and a dark brown professional looking head board =D ) so i felt around...hmm couldnt find my small pillow...okay dun care nvm sleep first. BUt the nightmare continued and it struck me relentlessly every night. i could not find my small pillow!! so i decided to find it with the lights on next time....easy yeah? NO!! it couldnt be found!! tao yan!!

Well the story of my pillow goes back a long time. Back in my days when children were sent to fight wars and win the bread for families, i aquired this little pillow. hmm been my faithful sidekick eversince, fighting off the bad guys who appear at night.

AND NOW, ITS MISSING. YES IT IS. and it makes no sense. all the clues ( that i've not found) are not coming together. i'm so upset and i;m in a state of depression. okay now i;m watching the 7 oclock chinese program and its adding to my anger....its is so aggravating!! SO TAO YAN!!!! SOMEONE GET ME A PIZZA!!! arghhy!! what i really need now is a fried egg*sprawls on the floor*...someone....*coughs* please....come....sa....saaavve.....mmeeee....* faints*